pastabot:

the past few days i’ve been ok with guided by voices breaking up again but every now and then i wanna run so fast into a wall i instantly explode into a mist

weekdayswithdrella said: is that what jim carrey said after he made the mask

i don’t know how to respond to this but i feel like everybody needs to see it

somebody hire me!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#ugh

weird how i don’t have any clothes

why did splitsider tell me that you’re the worst is the best new comedy on tv why did they lie to me