i showed davidwainguitarhero's snapchat of her cat staring at a bird to everybody in my house

donrickles:

Tumblr needs a bigger Larry Sanders “fandom.” In an ideal world every instance of “Hail Hydra” on this silly site would be replaced with “Hey now!”

got to work early and am hiding so i don’t have to make small talk because i am an adult

davidwainguitarhero:

My wife sent me this and it’s really accurate

look at these cute bad girls i love them so much

davidwainguitarhero:

My wife sent me this and it’s really accurate

look at these cute bad girls i love them so much

shrekyourself:

i love annable presidentbaseball a LOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yesterday jonathames and i were at an exhibit and a woman was trying to push her toddler son between some people and said “excuse me, rubbish coming through” and the woman in front of me turned to me and said “way to give your kid a complex, right?”